• MJF def. Wheeler Yuta via submission (14:45).
Grade: B+
Post-match, Yuta extends his hand to MJF. MJF contemplates it long and hard but out of nowhere Lee Moriarty attacks Yuta.
MJF is pissed. He says “I didn’t tell you to do that.”
Stokely Hathaway & Moriarty have Yuta up for MJF but Regal comes down with the Brass Knuckles.
He gets in the ring with MJF alone now. Crowd chants “You fucked up!” MJF walks slowly out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp.
• Darby Allin def. Jay Lethal via Last Supper (9:49).
Grade: C+
Post-match, Darby offers his hand and Lethal shakes it.
• Wardlow def. Brian Cage to retain the TNT Championship after hitting 4 Powerbomb (9:40).
Grade: B-
Post-match, Gates of Agony (Toa Liona & Kain) blindside Wardlow, but Samoa Joe comes out, but the number games are too much.
FTR comes out to a big pop & The Embassy (Prince Nana, Cage, Liona & Kain) retreat as Joe, Wardlow & FTR stand tall.
• Backstage, Britt Baker says she is here to answer the question that everyone is asking, and the answer is no.
Saraya will not be wrestling in AEW because the doctors have not cleared her.
• Toni Storm, Athena & Willow Nightingale def. Jamie Hayter, Serena Deeb & Penelope Ford (8:48).
Grade: C+
Post-match, Britt Baker is in the ring arguing with Saraya and they start fighting.
Saraya sends Baker to the outside as the baybfaces clear house but Rebel is trapped. Saraya then rocks Rebel.
• The Acclaimed make their entrance. Max Caster raps about insider trading and Biden stuttering and the crowd goes wild.
The crowd chants “Oh Scissor Me Daddy Ass” to a football chant. Anthony Bowens welcomes us to the first ever National Scissoring Day.
It’s brought to you by the most popular team in wrestling, the best damn homegrown team in AEW, The Acclaimed.
He says the Scissor Me Daddy shirt is the #1 seller for merch which is no surprise, and AEW now stands for Acclaimed Every Wednesday.
Bowens says he is the Sultan of Scissor.
He gives a lesson on Scissoring and says it is a sign of a real team not just a thrown together team like Sneaky Swerve & Keith Lee.
He says they think they may be popular but “Everyone Loves The Acclaimed”. Billy Gunn says “This is Daddy Asses House”.
"For everyone in the building and the millions, and millions of people at home… it’s National Scissoring Day"
Gunn then presents Acclaimed with a giant pair of scissors.
Caster wants everyone to turn to their right and their left and offer everyone a sign of peace with a scissor.
Caster says about 30 years ago when Washington won Super Bowl 17, his dad was on that team.
He says DC might represent the partisan division in the US, but there is no red or blue tonight, because The Acclaimed wear pink and everybody looks good in Pink.
"We are doing the first bi-partisan scissor to bring people together!”
Swerve Strickland interrupts and says this is the dumbest thing he has ever seen.
Swerve says both titles should be on Billy’s shoulders because he’s the reason they won this title.
Next week, it will be Daddy Ass vs. Swerve. Mark Sterling sprints out and makes a claim that Acclaimed need him.
He tells them to seal the deal tonight with a scissor. They all attack him and Bowens hits him with a scissor leg drop.
Gunn grabs a mic and says he accept for next week gladly.
“You can leave now, we have one more thing to do.” All three scissor and the crowd erupts.
• Backstage, Tay Conti & Anna JAS interrupt Madison Rayne & Skye Blue. They criticize Blue for her lack of charisma.
Blue responds that she’d work on her charisma if they work on their wrestling.
After some back and forth, tag team match is quickly scheduled for Rampage.
• Hangman Page def. RUSH (9:16).
Grade: B
Post-match, Private Party confront Page but Jon Moxley comes out. Mox & Page have a stare down.
Mox says “I’ve waited for three years. 3 years of watching you, studying you, I knew this was coming."
"We’ve beaten everyone except each other. On October 18th, in Ohio, at the arena I smoked and drank under the bridge and there will be one last man standing in AEW."
"I’m going to choke you until you turn blue. You’re in the way of me being the one true top guy. I am the best in the world."
"I respect you, I admire you as a person but when that bell rings I ain’t got any goddamn respect for anything.”
Mox goes to leave and Page says “If you’ve been waiting, where the hell you going?”
Mox & Page circle each other and Mox says “You’re a sweet kid, but your pussy mouth gets you in trouble. This is your final warning. 13 days. Watch your damn mouth.”
• Backstage, Willow Nightingale challenges for the TBS Championship at Battle of the Belts.
Jade and the Baddies come up mocking Willow, but she states “I’m going to the be 1 in 38-1”.
• Luchasaurus def. Fuego Del Sol (0:29).
Grade: C
Post-match Jungle Boy attacks both Luchasaurus & Christian Cage with a chair.
Jungle Boy says “You were my best friend... But now I am going to break your fingers, your nose, your arm, you piece by miserable piece until I break you"
"Pick the time and place, I’ll be ready.”
Cage says “Being the only honest person in Washington it will not be happening in front of these losers. Time is next week in my hometown Toronto!”
• Chris Jericho & Sammy Guevara def. Bryan Danielson & Daniel Garcia (14:12).
Grade: B+
Ending:
Garcia locks Sammy in a Dragon Slayer, but Jericho hits him with the ROH belt. Ref doesn't see it as Sammy covers for the win.
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